Notable Quotes for December 2015
“The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness.
You have to catch it yourself.”
– Benjamin Franklin
"A good conscience is a continual Christmas."
– Benjamin Franklin
“One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day.
Don’t clean it up too quickly.”
– Andy Rooney American writer, producer, humorist
"Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.”
– Mark Twain
“I am not saying this Congress is bad at its job.
I’m just saying that this Congress is equivalent to a skunk with its head in a jar of Skippy peanut butter.”
–Jon Stewart
“I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf.
I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.”
– Will Rogers 1879-1935
“You cannot correct an old person every time they say something offensive.
You would never make it through Thanksgiving dinner.’’
— Stephen Colbert